ketchup and mustard
these are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. n-body knows why it isn’t the default toppings. fast food restaurants nowadays p–p out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.
i don’t want a f-cking salad, i just want my god d-mn burger! it’s not a f-cking science.
ex. 1 – the working man’s fight:
(frank) can i have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(frank) wtf i paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets…
ex. 2 – the restaurant enigma:
(bob) could i have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(waitress) oh, yes, i’ll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(bob) no, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? i hate having to squeeze that sh-t out and it takes forever. i kind of just want to eat, you know?
(waitress) oh, we don’t do that! it’s not our policy!
(bob) f-ck your policy, it’s called customer service!
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