ketchup & mayo volcano


a big red zit with a big white tip. squeezing causes a m-ssive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.
mark was going to ground and pound poor danny dork, but, danny dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into mark’s eye and mouth causing mark to instantly scream and run to the boy’s bathroom.

i guess danny dork won that fight. now no one f-cks with him. zit man!

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