Ketchup Water


the most vile and disgusting thing found on earth. often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.
i would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother’s -ss after being fermented in a hippos v-g-n- for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.
the undesirable liquid that collects inside your ketchup bottle if you leave it for a period of time.
dude: wow, these fries look great, but they’ll be even better with ketchup!
-squeezes the bottle-
f-ck! ketchup water!

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