Kettle Ferret


derived from the great syfy show, warehouse 13, it is used to say something is impossible. on the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

it is from the first episode of season 1, pilot.
guy one: i’ve got a date with a model
guy two: dude, that’s less likely than a kettle ferret

this is a kettle ferret!

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