Kettle Purse

a kettle-purse is the kettlebell used in crossfit.

crossfit is a type of exercise system like p90x or zumba dance, but crossfit has become the laughing-stock of the entire internet, in large part because they often follow a now debunked paleo diet. (put “crossfit fail” in google to see this embar-ssing fitness group.)

cross-fit uses a variety of poor ‘fitness’ techniques that range from the useless to the dangerous to silly, effeminate, and totally ridiculous. one type of exercise in crossfit involves swinging an iron weight which is shaped like a ‘hanging ball’ with a loop handle on it. crossfitters call this a kettlebell from the russian, but now the whole rest of the fitness world is calling this thing a kettle-purse because it looks like crossfit guys are carrying a tiny feminine woman’s purse.

crossfit has now made it look like men are exercising while holding a little ladies purse. ” kettlepurse ”
– “oh, god, not another crossfit cl-ss.” — “how can you tell it’s crossfit?” – “because all the guys are carrying their kettlepurses, and also because of the paleo diet body odor.”

– grok signed up for crossfit, he thought he was exercising like a caveman, but little did he know, to the public he looked like an unfit guy swinging a little woman’s kettle purse. and his paleolithic grok logo looks like a caveman who is wearing a skirt.”

– “instead of using a barbell, crossfit men use a little weight called a kettlepurse, making them look more like a dumbbell.”

– “the kettlepurse … like it’s already-debunked paleo diet, yet another crossfit fitness failure.”

– n-body builds muscle from planking, much less b-tterfly pullups, or swinging around a girly kettle-purse, making crossfit now the embar-ssment of the exercise world.