Kevin Coefficient
the ratio of the utility gained from something to the skill required to gain said utility. if something is easy and useful, it has a high kevin coefficient. if something is more useful, but disproportionally more difficult to use, it has a lower kevin coefficient.
in video games, things with a high kevin coefficient are commonly spammed by noobs, who would rather do mediocre with something easy than learn how to win with something harder.
bob: we’ve got a frozen pizza in here, or we could make lasagna…
kevin: let’s make the pizza, it’s easy, and relatively good.
(thus pizza has a higher kevin coefficient than lasagna)
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landon: you’re never going to win using nothing but pikachu down-b and downsmash.
kevin: but i’ll always get second, and it’s way easier than learning to time things with a better character.
(thus, pikachu has a very high kevin coefficient)
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