Kevin Parfitt
a person who is usually obscene with his finger d-ck and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. he will usually be there for a person.
me: hey whats going on?
john: your mom was so good last night.
me: what?
john: i just j-zzed in my pants. -immitates masturbation-
or
me: hey i need your help.
john: yea dude what’s up?
me: this kid has it out for me.
john: his d-ck?
me: no like he wants to beat me up. stop being a kevin parfitt.
john: i’ll get him for you. btw, i c-mmed on your bed last night.
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