kevin


(not to be confused with the regular name, kevin) yelling “kevin!” is something you say just for the sake of it (or to be annoying). especially if no one around you is named kevin.
random guy: kevin! kevin! kevin! kevin! hey, kevin! kevin! kevin! hey! hey, kevin! kevin! kevin! kevin!
basicilly a kid with a huge d-ck. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
gee i am so jealous of kevin, with three girls around his arm.

how is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
an amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. someone who can brighten anyone’s day no matter how sad they are. he’s sweet, and handsome. he can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. he gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. his smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. he smells like heaven, even though i don’t know the exact name of the cologne he uses. i can pretty much say that i’m in love with this guy, entirely. his name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and i’m pretty sure of that.
wow, kevin is such a great guy.
a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed “kevin” on me

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