Kewin
male name
typically a person with an exceptionally large p-n-s and powerful s-x drive. kewins hold 16 world records for the largest p-n-s, and are well known to average in the vicinity of 7-28 inches. typically blonde haired with blue eyes, they generally also have a talent for music and a p-ssion for film and television. kewins are the kind of d-ckwad douchebag that will f-ck your brains out your -ss all night and then drug you and ditch you in a dried up creek, and when you wake up three days later your not even mad because your that happy. usually wanted by guys and girls alike, for their amazing personality.
guy 1: i got f-cked by kewin last night
guy 2: f-ck you lucky c-nt, i hear he has a huge personality
guy 1: yea it’s like 16 inches
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