kewlmonk
def,
1) a 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, whom he lures to his home by offering candy and s-x.
2) kewlmonk also means “fat f-ck”
ex,
1) is kewlmonk talking to emily again?
2) dude your such a kewlmonk!
a bad-ss member of ef with many a followers.
also:
:kewlmonk:
myke sux.
:kewlmonk: 😎
a worthless piece of sh-t that enjoys jerking off whilst eating the remains of family members
dude, that guy is sucha kewlmonk
worst. member. ever.
eclipse, antone, brywonder, 8
greatest sept 04 entensity forums member
kewlmonk is way hotter than myke, d-mn hes hot!
worst ’04 member of entensity ever
d-mn n-gg-, that ’04 be suckin
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