key of awesome
typically describing the composition, the “key of awesome” is the set of notes that provides optimal foot tapping, steering wheel drumming, and air guitaring. though lovers of cl-ssical music may argue that mahler also composed in the key of awesome long before it was identified.
the “key of awesome” is not limited to music, and may describe the manner in which a person does anything.
while most cl-ssical and contemporary songs are written in the keys of c major or eb minor, a rising number of individuals have been attempting to do all things “in the key of awesome”
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