keyboard dyslexia
what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can’t seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
“you need to sl-t up”
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
“you need to shut up”
it’s like regular dyslexia except when you type.
me: i dsilike that.
i have a severe case of keyboard dyslexia.
when someone cannot grasp spelling words correctly using a keyboard.
common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy f-cks, and small children.
keyboard dyslexia:
joshua says: -takes own lif-
(correction: -takes own life-)
joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: have you started the version?)
joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)
keyboard dyslexia is an excuse for numerous spelling errors and random letters within words, usually in a word doc-ment.
keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word doc-mentr.
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