keyboard jockey
a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.
that’s joe. he’s the keyboard jockey around here. if you need something fixed, he’s the man t odo it
(perjorative) somebody who talks big about a subject on internet forums, but can’t back their words up with real life accomplishments.
sorry. until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you’re nothing but a keyboard jockey.
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