Keyboard Karate


a term you use to someone who wants to argue or fight with you in a online chatroom/message board

“omg..look at this dude…he wanna keyboard karate now”

“why you typing so fast?..you a blackbelt in keyboard karate ?”

‘ keep talking sh-t..i’ll keyboard karate that -ss..”

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