Keyboard Slam


-the act of becoming so frustrated taht all you can do is pound down on the keyboard and send nonsense

– slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say
(text) “hey, how tall is the empire state building?”

(response) “saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba” (keyboard slam)

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