Keyboard Smegma
the food particules, skin flakes, and dust that acc-mulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. later, you can collect your keyboard sm-gm- and use for sprinklings on cupcakes that will be given to your worst enemy.
jim: i hate rob so much. i need to repay him for the misdeeds he’s done.
larry: hey, i got an idea?
jim: what?
larry: let’s bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard sm-gm-, and give ’em to him. he’ll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of sm-gm-. stupid b-st-rd!
jim: good idea larry! that’ll teach that sob.
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