Keyboard Touretts
when you’re in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.
lars: “i competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!”
jerry: “oh no man, looks like you’ve got keyboard touretts”
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