Keyed-board
after a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.
comes from the word keyed
i’m so lonely i don’t have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.
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