Keykleptic


(adj.) describes a kleptomaniac who specifically targets keys; that person who has a strange, innate desire to lock people out of their rooms or cars.

you know you are keykleptic if everyone sn-tches their keys up off the table and shoves them down their pockets the second you step into the room.
“he ain’t just a regular klepto, he’s keykleptic! he’s locked me out of my room three times this year, twice when i was in my bath robe”

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