keynesia


a situation where you could not remember where you left your key(s) no matter how hard you try to recall; usually happens when you are pressed for time.
boss: why are you late for the meeting?

jack: i was in keynesia earlier. and after looking for my car keys for one bl–dy f-cking hour, i decided to call a cab instead.

boss: next time, keep your keys inside your -ss….

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