keystone brownout
a rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many keystone (or stones for short). usually starts with a questionable fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.
then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. then all h-ll breaks loose, with a violent powerful -ss blast with the consistency of sp-ckle or paint. the victim then angrily vows never to drink stones again, but usually succ-mbs later on.
gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. he quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few loratabs, and slammed 16 keystone light beers.
he was eagerly antic-p-ting the toga party with hot co-eds. he changed into his white toga and went on his way. about halfway to the party, he experienced a keystone brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
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