Keystone Heights
a small town in florida alot like starke but with just as many lakes as there is rednecks, the town is ruled by two gay lovers justin beiber and k-s-xy-m-th-flippin-the man, who are both military bad-sses and protect the town of keystone heights whenever the crazy rednecks of keystone and starke collide. other than lakes and rednecks the only other thing keystone has going for it is its friday night lights, which is definitely nothing special since it’s a team comprised solely of midget strippers and….you guessed it more rednecks! so if you wanna have n amazing time in florida like you’ve heard all about on tv shows then just be sure to steer clear of keystone heights.
when i grow up i wanna move down to keystone heights and become a redneck!
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