Keystone Kettle


a fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

named after the keystone miners of pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and sh-t in buckets. the smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
“omg, matt, that’s disgusting!!”

“oh, sorry about that keystone kettle kathy.”

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