Keystone Knight


a man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of keystone light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.
christ man, did you see kevin last night? he drank at least a 30 pack of keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. dude’s a keystone knight.

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