keystone


the best overall college beer. good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.
i woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt p-ss out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.
a very inexpensive beer purchased and consumed by trailer trash and frat boys everywhere. probably manufactured in prison toilets.
matt: “hey ryan, i have a couple of bucks. enough for some keystone! let’s go get wasted and make out with each other!”
usually refering to keystone light…

introduced in 1989, keystone light is a light-bodied, crisp, smooth and drinkable beer. keystone light is available nationwide in cans, bottles and kegs. keystone light is 4.2 percent alcohol by volume and has 104 calories per 12-ounce serving.

awards

2005 great american beer festival bronze medalist, american-style light lager
2003 north american beer awards bronze medalist, american light lager
1991 great american beer festival gold medalist, american light lager
1991 great american beer festival bronze medalist, american lager

(coors brewing company web site)
mike: i need 4 more bucks to pick up a case of keystone

ike: ok here’s 4, i get half though
cheap beer, it’s actually coors light brewed 1/1,000,000 of a degree of thus decreasing the beverage in value so it’s about 10 bucks a case.
i drank a bunch of keystone and i wrecked my car into that nukkas crib homie!
the central wedge-shaped stone of an arch that locks its parts together.
without the keystone the arch would fall down.

Read Also:

  • Ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir!

    an over enthusiastic pick up line often used to natives of malta. the meaning being, “good morning madam, i wonder if you could perhaps kindly allow me to gently spank you with ever so meaty pig that lies in my trousers.” man, “ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir!” man, “i was like ejja ha nsawtek bil […]

  • polo'd

    to make a trade to trade am object from polography we polo’d a cup of coffe for a box of donuts.

  • Karou

    to have s-x with a girl while really smashed. 1. he karoued her in the back of my car! 2. oh my god they’re karouing!!

  • karrine steffans

    a nasty disgusting vile of a woman who was born with a d-ck in her mouth . she is a wh-r- who slept with celebs and wrote a tell all book. “how to be a nasty -ss sl-t.” “i’m thirsty. can i drink your c-m?” paris hilton, tila tequila, lindsay lohan, karrine steffans, monica lewinsky […]

  • meme hell

    a place here all memes go when they die oppa gangnam style was a nice meme. but then everyone got tired of it and it went to meme h-ll


Disclaimer: keystone definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.