keyteched
1. to suffer a severe loss in efficiency due to faulty software.
2. the act of getting worked by a sh-tty program.
3. loss of work due to “user error”
example usage:
engineer a: “f-ck!”
engineer b: “what happened?”
engineer a: “a whole week’s worth of work just got f-ckin’ keyteched!”
engineer b: “that sucks!”
engineer c: “user error.”
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