KFC Cough


when you’ve consumed a large amount of greasy food (typically kfc or other fast food) and the acc-mulated grease and mucus in your throat forces you to cough.
-leaving a fast food chain-

ted: -cough- -cough-

jack: you shouldn’t have wolfed down that big mac so fast.

ted- i know, got such a bad kfc cough.

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