KFP
kosher for p-ssover
able to be consumed by jews during p-ssover
“can i eat this bread if i’m jewish?”
“no way, man, it’s not kfp since it has yeast in it.”
panda express
an acronym for kentucky fried panda – the term comes from a couple episodes of the simpsons where it is the equivalent of panda express.
i’m gonna head on over to kfp and get some lunch
stands for kentucky fried p-ssy, meaning a very ugly p-ssy. also mean the p-ssy has a horrible smell to it.
man this girls got mad kfp.
woah dude, i went down on that girl and got a whiff of that girls kfp.
kentucky fried pigeon, instead of kfc ,kentucky fried chicken.
“hey mate lets go get some kfp”
“mmmmmmmm”replied dave,”kfps the best thing that happened to the world since the goverment had every pigeon andsea gull in the world killed”,yeah replied tom
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