Khamaul


khamual describes any atheist douchebag who goes around trying to act intelligent but just comes off as a pr-ck who fails all the time. also describes any disturbed person who wears sungl-sses while shaking their head left to right as they play lord of the rings and w-nk of to frodo whilst simultaneously shouting out, “pwn me b-tthorn, you’re my worst nightmare!”

so named after a user on a forum that is now defunct.
guy1: “g-d help us! it’s a khamaul!”

guy2: (shoots himself)

the khamaul: hey guys what up? i walk past that ice cream shop and gave the man in there a scary look! he looked scared! that’ll teach him to b-mf-ck me!”

guy1:(prays to g-d) “please g-d kill me!” (a huge rock from nowhere lands on guy1 answering his pray)

the khamaul: “lololololololololololololol! what up?”

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