Khaver

if you know someone called khaver then he has a name that n-body can f-cking pr-nounce. he will have have fond memories of his teachers taking the p-ss out of his name. (his name is pr-nounced car-ver if you still don’t have a clue). he is a lad to be around, he will always be having a laugh no matter what, he loves taking the p-ss out of some people but can also be a boring pile of sh-t because he is sometimes too mature for his age. he is an extremely loyal friend. he is a quiet person when you first see him, but after you know him he is a good friend and you know you will always have a laugh with him. you are extremely lucky if he is your best friend.he can be easily amused by the smallest things and is left bemused by some things. if he has a girlfriend he will always treat her right, will be the cl-ssic relationship goals type of guy, and be a proper gentleman. nevertheless, he’ll be a lad when he’s with his mates. he loves watching boring sh-t like top gear, ncis, babestation. he also loves masturbating (the h-rny f-ck). he cares about others more then he does himself, he has many energy drinks to make him more giddy then a pedophile in a nursery, and can sometimes be one h-ll of a f-cking lazy b-st-rd. he knows a lot of people, a lot of girls that’ll suck his d-ck all day, but he won’t be a ‘lad’ and let them suck his d-ck as he has standards. he enjoys the little things in life, whether it be his mate’s small d-ck or his own m-ssive f-ckin’ schl-ng .
khaver

teacher: i’m sorry if i pr-nounce anyone’s name wrong.
okay, let’s start with the register. k- karvar…. how the f-ck am i supposed to say this?! who is this kay-ver? you better not f-ck about in my lesson because you have a name that’s harder to pr-nounce then a ethiopian piece of sh-t trying to find food! get the f-ck outta here!!!