Khloie


khloie’s tend to be very intelligent, witty, humorous and sensual. for some strange reason they have the most intense eyes you will ever fall into. up to this point in time, there has been over 56 years of intense research into this phenomena; but even with the (some may say extreme) amount of resources and time spent on this quandary by the most brilliant minds of the modern age, there has been no feasible conclusion and a distinct lack of even hypothetical consensus as to how or why this breathtaking mystery occurs.
any khloie born under a fire sign; especially the dominant star (sun) sign of leo will be a force to be reckoned with; while bogans and other -ssorted sc-m will be uncontrollably drawn towards the power that is khloie; unless they change their evil ways, they will be consumed by both the p-ssion and fire that is inherent in these ethereal yet earthbound goddesses.
do you ever get the feeling that there is more to life; that something is missing that makes you incomplete?
do you feel it on a dark night; does it haunt the corners of your vision?
is it on the tip of your tongue, but you just can’t quite identify what it is that is lacking from your meagre existence, the one thing that has always been missing?
that girl from the party last night was such a khloie. everyone wanted to be around her!

Read Also:

  • Fatty McFattenburg

    one who’s proportions allow for there comparison to a blimp did you see the size of fatty mcfattenburg over there on the line for cotton candy? wow!

  • hyping

    when someone is starting on someone else boy1: wots rong wiv you hyping on a girl boy2: nuffin g

  • Idaho tuxedo

    a set of insulated carhartt bib overalls and a matching coat. comes from the cold and ruralness of idaho. “you might think my idaho tuxedo looks dumb, but it’s very warm.”

  • Thought management

    thought management is consciously realizing and choosing your thoughts. unconscious thought boo hoo, i have no control over my mind. thought yes, you have them. mediation your really good at letting thought fall into the background. disagreements your thoughts don’t match my thoughts and you need to change my thoughts(cause i can’t) so i can […]

  • jizzunk

    a popped -ss, ghetto-booty, or badonkadonk oh snap! check out her j-zzunk!


Disclaimer: Khloie definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.