KHoff


a thai(not asian) looking bad-ss who uses gum to attract the ladies, however failing miserably, or a rather large sweaty hawaian looking man resembling gabriel iglesias except afraid to admit his tankness.
stop being a khoff… woah woah thats pushing it.
or
there’s no way ill go out with you, especially since you’re being such a khoff

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