Khristopher


handsome, beautiful and amazing. best looking guy in the world and can do no wrong.
-oh, you just pulled a khristopher.
-josh you are just like khristopher.
-christopher, you are khristopher.
christopher spelled with “k”.
parents named son christopher, but drunk nurse writes “khristopher”.
a guy who likes big gay musicals and goes nye nye nye all day long.
khristopher stinks

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