Kick A Donkey


to take a p–p. the act of p–ping. to deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the p–p was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

often times shortened to ‘kick a d’ or ‘deuce.’ also see drop a deuce.
that mexican food tore me up last night. i woke up and had to kick a donkey!

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