kick dat hoe


a famous samurai warrior known for killing men, then nailing their wives just before he punted them in the -ss. this odd trademark led to hundreds of women being branded in the -ss by kik dat hoe’s size 12 jordans.
“dirty sl-t, how did you get that mark across your fat -ss?”…. “it was a sneak attack by kik dat hoe.”

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