Kick Puppies


a retort commonly followed after accuse someone of something extremely horrid and cruel that has no bearing to the conversation at hand.

a tactic generally used against liberals and progressives unable to come up with a valid counterpoint in a political or social argument.

(see racist, h-m-phobe, hate monger, n-z-, fascist)
person 1: “wisconsin cannot afford to pay teachers right now with the current setup. either teachers budge and actually start contributing a mere 3.6 percent into their retirement and pay a slight increase of their co-pay for medical bills or they’re going to have to cut tens of thousands of jobs!”

person 2: “you obviously hate teachers, that’s what your problem is!”

person 1: ” and i kick puppies too.”
the object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. the person who bullies always single out. the smallest guy in the cl-ss. the person most vulnerable in any given group.
i am tired of your screaming diatribes. i will not be your kick-puppy anymore.
licking p-ssy; said in a way that no one will react to.
guy 1: hey man, hot date last night?
guy 2: yeah! i love to kick puppy! i kicked her puppy so hard last night she was screaming

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