Kick the Gong
a 1930s slang term, meaning to smoke opium.
“he took her down to chinatown/ and he showed her how to kick the gong around” -cab calloway “minnie the moocher”
1. to kick the gong: to smoke opium (from chinese opium dens of the last century where customers struck a gong to make the attendant come and bring them a pipe).
2. to mastubate (if you’re male).
1. lyrics from “minnie the moocher” (30’s jazz hit for cab calloway):
she messed around with a bloke named smokie
she loved him though he was c-key
he took her down to chinatown
and showed her how to kick the gong around
2. she gave me such a case of blue b-lls last night i couldn’t wait to get home to kick the gong.
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