Kickass-o-meter
a scale that measures how kick-ss someone or something is. normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.
our new “gym teacher in training” was previously a soldier in iraq. he has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly bad-ss. he is just concentrated awesomeness.
me- dude look at the gym teacher.
damian- which one?
me- i don’t know his name, the soldier guy.
bryan- he’s just standing there looking cool.
me- i know right! he’s f-cking awesome!
james- he radiates awesomeness.
me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
all- yeah!
-whole room gets noisy-
gym teachers- guys! guys!
-really loud whistle(the finger one)-
-everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud-
me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kick-ss-o-meter.
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