Kickme


small dog or miniature dog which will incessantly bark at any new people or strange object. the annoyance will typically trigger a field-goal like response from the closest persons dominant leg.
jenny’s new dog wont stop barking at me, its becoming so annoying, all i hear when it barks is kickme, kickme.

bob’s miniature poodle is a kickme, it barks at everything and everyone.
a sign, usually a post-it, put on someone’s back that says “kick me.” people may take it off and show it to the victim, or kick the person. often varied with “kick my -ss,” “i’m a r-t-rd,” etc.
tony kept wondering why everyone was kicking him… then he found the “kick me” sign on his back that jose had left.

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