Kickstand


when you’re leaning so much on purple drank you need a kickstand. the cough syrup gets you so high that it’s hard to stand up.
u need that kickstand homie?
when you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind…and after you bust….u kick out that one leg out…and she falls…then you jump around yelling “kickstand kickstand”.
i was at a war amp meeting and hooked up with this hot 1-legged counselor….i bent her over and gave her a kickstand.
a erect p-n-s also known as a “b-n-r”.
i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drink of water put i couldent reach it because my kick stand was out !!!!
when your p-n-s is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand.
that boy isn’t kickstanding! he can pogostick on that f-cking thing!
an unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. meaning they are the “kickstand” that holds up the prize.
that ugly b-tch came through with dummy fine females, b-tch is a straight kickstand
same as a b-n-r, slang term that was used back in the early seventies
when a male gets his first morning hard on while laying on his side in bed which used to be called a kick-stand.
when you get a m-ssive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike.
my morning wood this morning acted as a kickstand holding me up

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