kid pro quo
buying something you don’t want or need from a co-worker or friend’s kid, hoping to build karma for the next time your kid is selling something.
you: why on earth did you buy 20 boxes of thin mints!?!
me: kid pro quo: joe’s daughter is a girl scout – and you know billy’s school has a fund raiser this fall.
when two parental units (single or duo) send a responsible and/or experienced kid off to monitor the less responsible and/or inexperienced, resulting in parental relaxation.
g(9th grader): can i go to (badboy)’s house?
mother of g: only if c(junior) goes with you?
g & c & c’s mom: yeah!
all parents: kid pro quo!
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