Kid Regret
the feeling you have after looking at your miserable, disrespectful teenager, and realize that if you had stuck to the original plan (abortion), you could be carelessly frolicking around europe now instead of living in a constant state of stress caused by their personality.
when kathryn got pulled over by the police for having her license plate coated with a film cover, she groaned when the officer handed her the ticket. but when her 16 year old kid started laughing like an idiot and said “well, he’s right!” in the front of the cop, she started suffering from a serious bout of kid regret.
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