kiddie lump


a kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. it usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. and the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.
hey pat, i prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!

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