kidmitment
a commitment that involves your kids. it could also involve other kids that may not be yours, but you still have a commitment with them. for example, a youth sports team or something with the neighborhood kids.
great parents will use this word to let others know that they value the time with their kids and want to spend their free time with them.
lame parents will use this word as an excuse to get out of something they don’t want to do and don’t have the guts to say no to.
smart people (that may not have kids) will use this word to get the time off they need to give something back to their community by helping out with youth sports and other ways to get kids involved and learning.
sorry guys … i cannot make it tonight because i have a kidmitment. alternate use: hey folks i need to wrap this meeting up to leave by 5 for a kidmitment.
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