kidney shuffle


occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
“man, last night was a sh-tshow! i got so drunk and i think i made out with the horse. i’m paying for it today, i’ve got a nasty hangover and i am doing the kidney shuffle.”

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