a fat*ss h*m* with freckles and likes basketball and has a friend named anthony
kieric is back at it again
an act reserved for those whom find munging a bit dull and boring (preferrably because they have done it too many times). it requires at least two people, a shovel, hole saw, spoon, some sea salt and possibly a strap-on. a small person’s corpse is dug up and shaken vigorously to loosen it up. a […]
- nurfle cup
when you cuff your hands into a cup form and fart into them. “i’m gonna nurfle cup, than trow the fart at you!”
- growing a monkey tail
taking a long m*ssive sh*t. i’m waiting for melissa, cuz she’s growing a monkey tail.
perfect hair, crisp lemony apples, and the original wearer of soccer roshis. he impresses with his scorpion kicks and slick soccer skills. as he ate his crisp lemony apples, he thought of the god of lemon apples, his king, kayim.