Kijijacking Off


the act of surfing online catalogs or auction sites such as craigslist or ebay, looking at lots of things that get you excited but that you can’t afford. you know you will never have them, but you do it anyways because it feels good while you are doing it. too bad you will hate yourself almost immediately after. the term comes from spending too much time looking at used cars on the popular canadian cl-ssifieds site, kijiji.
he was sitting at the back of the cl-ss all day just kijijacking off to used aston martins on ebay.

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