Kijuju Cross-Up


in resident evil 5 mercenaries when a majini deliberately runs straight past your character only to position themselves behind you in a cheap attempt to grab or attack the player.

such cheap tactics result in loss of time, high probability of losing your hard earned combo, and unavoidable damage.
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-kijuju is a fictional location in resident evil 5, and the towns folk who have been infected with a modified version of las plagas have been named majini by the fearful locals due to their barbaric and savage behaviour.-
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rocking a combo, all is peachy.

goes to point gun at majini.

majini sprints just past character, and bashes character over the head from behind.

“f-ck off with the kijuju cross-ups d-mn it!”

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