KilbOWNED


when a person makes plans, and breaks them, again and again and again… when a person makes their own bush league rules at their golf outing, to better their chances of winning. finding out that a person made plans to do something and never even planned on showing up.
hey chris, what time is jeremy supposed to be here? oh wait, he isn’t coming.. we just got kilbowned!

so the tiebreaker for this outing is the amount of birdies you got throughout the round? not by going back to the toughest handicap hole and seeing who had the best score? d-mn, we just got kilbowned

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