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kill yourself immediately

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• pot lot breakfast

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• potvious

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• pouched

  to be really tired. i’ve been up since 4 i the morning i’m pouched getting drunk, being drunk i got so pouched last night. she was pouched when she bought those pants. let’s get pouched! when the weed your smoking in the bong/pipe is all gone where’s the weed? i swear it was rite here […]

• Shmushmortion

  the polite way to refer to an abortion “hey, bro, i hear you need cash” “yeah dude. my girlfriend is getting something” “what?” “it rhymes with: shmushmortion” “ooooooooo” a common euphemism for abortion “oh no! i’m preggers!” “get a shmushmortion.”

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